After much field observation, I have come to a conclusion: college students have a subconscious tendency to travel in packs. Nobody approaches the circulation desk at this library for long periods of time. Every so often the invisible dam surrounding the desk bursts and patrons come flooding over. Separate, but together. This is a fairly regular event. There is insufficient anecdotal data at this time to determine why this happens, but I’m sure that I (or you…) will make up a ridiculous reason for why this happens. Personally, I think it has something to do with the rampant Myspace usage or faintly scented pheromones. Or both. Or none of the above.

Did you know that the Internet exists solely for looking at porn viewing the profiles of random chicks wanting a friends add which is the same thing?